Things Luke Skywalker would say to you if you lost 300 pips on one trade.

1. Did you have the blast shield down?
2. You are an idiot.
3. She’s rich. Rich, powerful.
4. How did my father die?
5. I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
6. You think you have it bad. My dad murdered thousands of Jedi, wears a gross mask and has an unhealthy relationship with a creepy old man.
7. What a piece of junk!
8. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There is nothing here for me now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
9. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters. And you can’t even trade for a few pips?
10. Han, it's a good thing you have these compartments. You can hide yourself in them, and then trade the rest of your account into the toilet and no one will ever know.

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Posted by Rob on November 11, 2005 07:54 AM | Permalink

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